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Tag: Citizen Cuddis

The Cudd Perspective II: An orderly return to business as usual?

Citizen Cuddis: Separating the dancer from the dance, so we don’t have to... Not since my days as a deckhand on a submarine have I...

Brexit: Nothing to see here (nothing at all, in fact…)

Kludgie-gate reveals latest strategy to deliver the very bestest Brexit result for as many of the few as possible (God and the Daily Mail...

Duggers Diary: Around the world in, er, 80 days?

Duggers Diary Social media is sooo essential to the modern politician these days, don’t you think? How else would I share the minutiae of my...

The Skippy Conjecture: May’s Doppelgängers discovered

In which Citizen Cuddis goes all intellectual and starts using fancy words. It’s the political equivalent of Doormat’s last theorem and I can exclusively reveal...

Going Live: Dee-Dee, Bojo and Foxy enter the dragons’ den

Citizen Cuddis reports live from the Dragon’s Den These are the Dragons. Three self-made millionaires. Masters of the entrepreneurial arts. As convention dictates, their burgeoning...

The Cudd Perspective: One good friend is worth 10 enemies

The truth is a wolf in sheep’s clothing, hiding in a Trojan horse. Cudd, Wolf-hunter and former sub-editor for Butlins Ayr’s in-house magazine (1958-1964),...

Brexit – At last, the government’s brilliant hand is revealed!

Citizen Cuddis gets to the nub of those Brexit talks. As Peter O’Sullevan often said, 'They're off!' Brexit negotiations started last week and the stakes...

Cuddis election special 2: Why can’t Tories just leave me alone?

Citizen Caddis concludes his one-man election mission to explain For the second time this month, our postie violated the airspace of my lobby by poking yet...

Cuddis election special 1: The Dementia Tax Explained

Hello subjects. My team will make the tough choices that Jeremy Corbyn can’t because he’s too busy having tea and chocolate digestives with Hamas or...

The Cold Reading: An election story by Citizen Cuddis

A decidedly hingin’ luggit Wullie Rennie addresses the threadbare remnants of his party. No loaves or fishes will be required to feed this mini-multitude...