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Tag: Citizen Cuddis

Open University Module, Propaganda-101: The aiding and abetting of hee-haw-saying

Citizen Cuddis tunes into Good Morning Scotchland - strictly in the name of education - as Fluffy Mundell arrives to make one of his...

Granite City royal revellers go large — God bless the...

Intrepid citizen reporter Caddis hid behind the curtains as the Aberdeen licensing czars pronounced on the booze night of the year. Aberdeen City Council’s licensing board decided...

Cuddis apprentice Frunkie goes to Holyrood, may never return

Citizen Cuddis has yet to emerge from his annual detox (Lucozade drip, coconut-water enemas, hourl, hair-of-the-dog tequila slammers) following a New Year he claims...

Blue balls: Passport palaver and the shapelessness of things to come

Exclusive: Newsnet.scot's intrepid Citizen Cuddis reports from inside Theresa May's head Ever since Brexit slaughtered the goose that laid the golden cash cow’s nest egg...

The Cudd Perspective II: An orderly return to business as usual?

Citizen Cuddis: Separating the dancer from the dance, so we don’t have to... Not since my days as a deckhand on a submarine have I...

Brexit: Nothing to see here (nothing at all, in fact…)

Kludgie-gate reveals latest strategy to deliver the very bestest Brexit result for as many of the few as possible (God and the Daily Mail...

Duggers Diary: Around the world in, er, 80 days?

Duggers Diary Social media is sooo essential to the modern politician these days, don’t you think? How else would I share the minutiae of my...

The Skippy Conjecture: May’s Doppelgängers discovered

In which Citizen Cuddis goes all intellectual and starts using fancy words. It’s the political equivalent of Doormat’s last theorem and I can exclusively reveal...

Going Live: Dee-Dee, Bojo and Foxy enter the dragons’ den

Citizen Cuddis reports live from the Dragon’s Den These are the Dragons. Three self-made millionaires. Masters of the entrepreneurial arts. As convention dictates, their burgeoning...

The Cudd Perspective: One good friend is worth 10 enemies

The truth is a wolf in sheep’s clothing, hiding in a Trojan horse. Cudd, Wolf-hunter and former sub-editor for Butlins Ayr’s in-house magazine (1958-1964),...