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Tag: Citizen Cuddis

Cuddis election special 2: Why can’t Tories just leave me alone?

Citizen Caddis concludes his one-man election mission to explain For the second time this month, our postie violated the airspace of my lobby by poking yet...

Cuddis election special 1: The Dementia Tax Explained

Hello subjects. My team will make the tough choices that Jeremy Corbyn can’t because he’s too busy having tea and chocolate digestives with Hamas or...

The Cold Reading: An election story by Citizen Cuddis

A decidedly hingin’ luggit Wullie Rennie addresses the threadbare remnants of his party. No loaves or fishes will be required to feed this mini-multitude...

We’re live, on the air with Mother Treeza’s little helper

This week, Newsnet’s oldest cub reporter, Citizen Cuddis, blows the lid off the realpolitik biscuit barrel to reveal a Jammy Dodger of scandal at...

Election special: A Guide to those Scottish Tory mail-shots

Newsnet exclusive: Chief Reporter Citizen Cuddis has produced this special election guide Despite efforts to talk him out of it, and when those failed, to...

Strange tale of Mike Toffee Hammer and the Brexit Affair

By popular demand, our Daft-as-a-Brush Correspondent Citizen Cuddis presents the second tale in an occasional series of reports from the life of timeless private...

A New Year message to foreigners from Mother Theresa

The Right-Honourable Member for Maidenhead addresses non-Brits across the Kingdom  Dear freeloading co-habiters of our sceptr'd isle,  Something has gone buttock over tit with ... well,...

Dickwad Whittington: Special Newsnet holiday season panto

Politically minded Scottish pantosphere enthusiasts had much to tickle their oxters this Yuletide: Ali Babble and the 40 listers (Falkirk), Wullie Rennie and the...

Brewster skewers Great Fluffy Puddin o’ the Chieftain Race

Commentary by Citizen "Sir" F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel, er-Cuddis, Knight of the Realm of Despondency that is Scotlandshire. Gordon Brewster's recent Politics Scotland interview with...

Wind stops blowing in Scotland’s favour, thanks to incompetent Nats

When a cub reporter for Radio Shortbread’s four p.m Newsdrive programme misapplied the BBC’s quality control procedures, an unspun package believed to have been...