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Tag: Citizen Cuddis

The Skippy Conjecture: May’s Doppelgängers discovered

In which Citizen Cuddis goes all intellectual and starts using fancy words. It’s the political equivalent of Doormat’s last theorem and I can exclusively reveal...

Going Live: Dee-Dee, Bojo and Foxy enter the dragons’ den

Citizen Cuddis reports live from the Dragon’s Den These are the Dragons. Three self-made millionaires. Masters of the entrepreneurial arts. As convention dictates, their burgeoning...

The Cudd Perspective: One good friend is worth 10 enemies

The truth is a wolf in sheep’s clothing, hiding in a Trojan horse. Cudd, Wolf-hunter and former sub-editor for Butlins Ayr’s in-house magazine (1958-1964),...

Brexit – At last, the government’s brilliant hand is revealed!

Citizen Cuddis gets to the nub of those Brexit talks. As Peter O’Sullevan often said, 'They're off!' Brexit negotiations started last week and the stakes...

Cuddis election special 2: Why can’t Tories just leave me alone?

Citizen Caddis concludes his one-man election mission to explain For the second time this month, our postie violated the airspace of my lobby by poking yet...

Cuddis election special 1: The Dementia Tax Explained

Hello subjects. My team will make the tough choices that Jeremy Corbyn can’t because he’s too busy having tea and chocolate digestives with Hamas or...

The Cold Reading: An election story by Citizen Cuddis

A decidedly hingin’ luggit Wullie Rennie addresses the threadbare remnants of his party. No loaves or fishes will be required to feed this mini-multitude...

We’re live, on the air with Mother Treeza’s little helper

This week, Newsnet’s oldest cub reporter, Citizen Cuddis, blows the lid off the realpolitik biscuit barrel to reveal a Jammy Dodger of scandal at...

Election special: A Guide to those Scottish Tory mail-shots

Newsnet exclusive: Chief Reporter Citizen Cuddis has produced this special election guide Despite efforts to talk him out of it, and when those failed, to...

Strange tale of Mike Toffee Hammer and the Brexit Affair

By popular demand, our Daft-as-a-Brush Correspondent Citizen Cuddis presents the second tale in an occasional series of reports from the life of timeless private...