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Tag: Citizen Cuddis

Collider latest: Tracking down Labour’s Tweedledum mystery

The shock appearance of cult former soap star Kezia Dugdale on TV at the hands of the merciless Gordon Brewer shocked millions as she...

Collider insight into Tory psyche dumbfounds scientists, leaves anoraks in awe

Heedrum Hodrum Collider offers frightening glimpse into Conservative psyche, finds our man with his finger in the tunnel, Citizen Cuddis. A device originally designed to peer...

Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the North British Labour Party

A Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the Labour Party's Northern Branch Office Introductory Title: The Scottish Labour Party (All donations welcome. No, really —...

Misery and madness as obscure Kez gang plans to go on...

Last week, amid the Art Deco splendour of the Coatbridge Tabernacle of Mega-Bingo (Pensioners half price on Tuesday afternoons) 4 of Slab's biggest beasts...

The mystery of Scottish Labour’s secret SPAD unmasked

After a year deeper undercover than Kim Trilby (shouldn't that be Philby? Ed.) Citizen Cuddis reveals the secret identity of the "Special Adviser" whose unseen...

Doomed, doomed, we are really all doomed. The Cuddis Conclusions are...

Where would we be, post election, without that damn't fool Citizen Cuddis chipping in his tuppence worth of derivative hack analysis? As Edwina Currie once...

Comrades! Return to your constituencies and prepare for government!

A message from your leader Dear Scottish Labour activists and door-chappers Address Postal Code Scotland Monster Raving Loony Party  Greetings Comrades. Today Ladbrokes will give you even money that the...

Oona Paloma Blanca and the practical application of Dugdale Mathematics

Special Dispatch from the Heedrum Hodrum Collider. Citizen Cuddis, Paisley, Friday. Oona Paloma-Blanca is a world expert in the obscure branch of arithmetic known as Dugdale...

Top secret and totally exclusive: The (Radio) Times they are a-changin’

The debate over the BBC's supposedly planned "Scottish Six" may be obscuring the real agenda in broadcasting north of the border. Our intrepid scoop-hunter...

Exclusive report: Another first for Paisley’s Heedrum Hodrum Collider

The contribution of Scottish scientists to the discovery of gravitational waves is indeed cause for celebration. But exciting results from a similar experiment conducted...