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Tag: Citizen Cuddis

Wind stops blowing in Scotland’s favour, thanks to incompetent Nats

When a cub reporter for Radio Shortbread’s four p.m Newsdrive programme misapplied the BBC’s quality control procedures, an unspun package believed to have been...

Brexicon* 2: Return of the language of post-truth politics

‘We are respecting the wishes of the Scottish People …’ One of many breathtaking conceits perpetrated on Scotland by the Westminster government. The very same...

Collider committee copes with cyber attack mystery, source unknown

Exclusive report from Paisley, Sunday: Cosmopolitan epicentre of the central belt. Where the citizens’ love affair with the Heedrum Hodrum Collider continues to blossom....

Brexit, Schmexit…. it’s time to spin Europe’s favourite Brexicon*!

Belief A technique borrowed from religion, used by teeth-gnashing, spit-speckled unionist apparatchiks whenever their threadbare, evidence-lite, jingoistic, shoogly-peg arguments in favour of the union start...

Collider latest: Tracking down Labour’s Tweedledum mystery

The shock appearance of cult former soap star Kezia Dugdale on TV at the hands of the merciless Gordon Brewer shocked millions as she...

Collider insight into Tory psyche dumbfounds scientists, leaves anoraks in awe

Heedrum Hodrum Collider offers frightening glimpse into Conservative psyche, finds our man with his finger in the tunnel, Citizen Cuddis. A device originally designed to peer...

Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the North British Labour Party

A Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the Labour Party's Northern Branch Office Introductory Title: The Scottish Labour Party (All donations welcome. No, really —...

Misery and madness as obscure Kez gang plans to go on...

Last week, amid the Art Deco splendour of the Coatbridge Tabernacle of Mega-Bingo (Pensioners half price on Tuesday afternoons) 4 of Slab's biggest beasts...

The mystery of Scottish Labour’s secret SPAD unmasked

After a year deeper undercover than Kim Trilby (shouldn't that be Philby? Ed.) Citizen Cuddis reveals the secret identity of the "Special Adviser" whose unseen...

Doomed, doomed, we are really all doomed. The Cuddis Conclusions are...

Where would we be, post election, without that damn't fool Citizen Cuddis chipping in his tuppence worth of derivative hack analysis? As Edwina Currie once...