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Tag: Citizen Cuddis

Election to be re-run through Heedrum Hodrum Collider, result unknown

As our hero Jim faces a vital Scottish Executive meeting, Citizen Cuddis detects a (very) late surge. He tells us this may be something to...

Bistophobia strikes fear at the hearts of soon-to-be ex-MPs

Citizen Cuddis goes behind the scenes at the Collider Boffins at the Heedrum Hodrum Collider's Institute of Political Psychiatry have come up with an explanation...

Labour leader’s close encounter of the third kind

Something's been stirring in Paisley again. Citizen Cuddis investigates Professor Klaus Vier at the Heedrum Hodrum Collider in Paisley has hardly had time to draw...

Universal Credit: The fifth horseman of the neoliberal apocalypse?

Citizen Cuddis releases a second open letter* to old pal Iain Duncan Smith Dear Dunkers I have to confess, by the time I put pen to...

Eyes down for your OU degree essay on FMQ, theory and...

Citizen Cuddis breaks the code behind First Minister's Questions Open University Module SP33: Honours degree in Scottish Politics TMA03, ’First Ministers Questions’ Points: 60 Course Duration: 9...

SpudWatch: Now he’s planning to stand everywhere, all the time

By Citizen Cuddis One of the keystones of statistical science lies in ruins this morning. Boffins have always said that in an infinite universe, all...

Murphino boson theory takes vital step closer to “reality”

Citizen Cuddis reports from the leading edge of science, near Paisley Eggheads at the Large Heedrum-a-Hodrum Collider that rings the town of Paisley have long...

Murphy, in the green room, reveals all about everything. Exclusive.

Citizen Cuddis delves behind what's really going on in Scottish politics... Jim Murphy yesterday claimed that SNP Ninja are causing chaos at Accident & Emergency...