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Tag: Heedrum Hodrum collider

Collider latest: Tracking down Labour’s Tweedledum mystery

The shock appearance of cult former soap star Kezia Dugdale on TV at the hands of the merciless Gordon Brewer shocked millions as she...

Collider insight into Tory psyche dumbfounds scientists, leaves anoraks in awe

Heedrum Hodrum Collider offers frightening glimpse into Conservative psyche, finds our man with his finger in the tunnel, Citizen Cuddis. A device originally designed to peer...

Oona Paloma Blanca and the practical application of Dugdale Mathematics

Special Dispatch from the Heedrum Hodrum Collider. Citizen Cuddis, Paisley, Friday. Oona Paloma-Blanca is a world expert in the obscure branch of arithmetic known as Dugdale...

Collider survey: Are you an undiagnosed Conservative?

Achiltibuie Hughie brings Newsnet.scot an exclusive report from Paisley. Citizen Cuddis typed up the details of from Hughie's breathless shorthand A shocking discovery rocked Paisley's...

Bistophobia strikes fear at the hearts of soon-to-be ex-MPs

Citizen Cuddis goes behind the scenes at the Collider Boffins at the Heedrum Hodrum Collider's Institute of Political Psychiatry have come up with an explanation...